By Scott Crowder
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Washington Irving, that icon of early American literature, has for a time now been revered as one of the greatest writers your foundling nation has yet produced. The characters he claims to have created, including the one and only Ichabod Crane, will undoubtedly live long after he has ceased to do so.
And yet I must put it to you truly and in the least venomous vernacular available to me: Mr. Irving was a thief, a common brigand who stole no less than my entire life from me.