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I dedicate this book to all the kindred souls who have tried many methods of losing weight.


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Absolutely nothing in this book should be taken as an advice on weight loss. If you need help, please consult your doctor.





Dear Diary,
I have some whopping big news: I, Oink, am going on a diet! I know I have been on that trip before, but this time I know I can do it. I know I can. I already feel the fat melting away.
Sincerely,
Oink


Dear Diary,
Today I walked past my favorite pizzeria with no temptation at all. What was so hard about losing weight?
Sincerely,
Oink


Dear Diary,
I did it, I did it! I did not touch the doughnuts somebody brought to work today. Sincerely,
Oink

Dear Diary,
I have a confession to make: the Crème Long John doughnuts at work looked just a little too fresh and I ate one. This of course doesn’t mean I am off my diet. It was just one doughnut.
P.S. It was good.
Sincerely,
Oink


Dear Diary,
I am not feeling well today …
Sincerely,
Oink

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