Spring Break Submission
Copyright 2012 Jere Haken
"You gonna spend all of Spring Break jerking off?"
I felt my shoulders tense as the door slammed behind me. I had a split-second decision to make, and without hesitation I stuffed my erection back in my shorts as my roommate stomped across the room. I moved to close the video player as he came up beside me and poked at the screen.
"Can't get enough of those kinky bitches, huh, Silver? Christ, can't you download some normal porn? Then we could at least have something in common!" Jason brayed with laughter as I clicked frantically. "Hey, at least this chick would look pretty hot, if she didn't have that cock bolted on. I swear, that last chick could have probably squatted more than me."
"You jackass. Wait, what last chick?" I pushed my chair back from the desk and turned to look at the 22-year-old child that I currently shared my dorm room with. "How long have you been standing there?"
"That's sexy jackass. Sexy." Jason flipped a thumb at his sweat-drenched t-shirt, which did in fact read, "SEXY JACKASS". "I'm going to need to brain surgery to get the memory of seeing you jerking it out of my mind."