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ENGLISH NORWEGIAN JOKE BOOK II.
Jeremy Taylor
Copyright 2012 by Jeremy Taylor
Smashwords Edition
Translation by Liv Salbu
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101.
A headmaster and his wife were eating dinner in a restaurant. The man on the table next to them had just finished his dinner.
Man: Excuse me, waitress, can I have my bill, please?
Waitress: Yes, that’ll be eight pounds, please.
Man: (counting money) One, two, three, four, oh, what time is it, please?
Waitress: It’s five.