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FUCKING DEAD PREGNANT SEA CREATURES
by MIRVAN OREON

COPYRIGHT 2012

PUBLISHED BY BIBLIOKLEPTMANIAC

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WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SEXUAL, VIOLENT AND GORY CONTENT. IT ALSO DETAILS HORRIBLE ACTS OF EVIL THAT MAY NOT BE PALATABLE EVEN FOR OPEN-MINDED INDIVIDUALS.

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Dear Personal Blog:

I am so happy today.

I finally caught a pregnant manatee. It was so glorious. It followed my bait, not knowing it was actually some butchered human carcass. Stupid sea animals. And they are even classified as mammals for Poseidon’s sake. Anyway, this one I got was a winner. It was very huge and was obviously pregnant. And dumb. It ate the human hand like it was a fillet or some sort of squid. Anyway, since I laced the meat with some tranquilizer, the manatee was in no time floating in serene placidity on the ocean. I caught her in my arms myself.

She was gargantuan but since I have a crane, it was not much trouble. I looked at her and almost felt pity. She was an expectant mother. Should I feel remorse or whatsoever? Definitely no. She was a beast. I cannot believe sailors before thought they were mermaids. Well, she can be my mermaid for today. If you know what I mean. *evil laugh*

So currently my personal list of dead pregnant sea creatures I fucked is:

Manatee – 1 (THIS ONE FIRST! I AM SO EXCITED!!!)

Seals – 3

Sea lions – 4

Walruses – 2 (I thought they were good)

Elephant Seal – 5

Octopus – 11 (best lovers so far)

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