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Israelis and Palestinians Both Like Food

Rodney Ohebsion

Published by Rodney Ohebsion at Smashwords

Copyright 2012 Rodney Ohebsion



Israel is one of the smallest countries in the world. There's not much land there. But two different groups want it. And that has led to one of the biggest conflicts in the world. Smallest country, biggest conflict.

I get the feeling that those two groups are intent on fighting. They could fight over anything. It doesn't have to be over a small country. It could be one square foot of land. They could fight over one square foot. [Palestinian:] "A Palestinian will stand on this square foot of land!" [Israeli:] "No, no, no, no. An Israeli will stand on the land." [Palestinian:] "No, no, no. A Palestinian will stand on this land." [Israeli:] "No, no. no. Israeli. Israeli."

They'd have to work out some sort of compromise. [Palestinian:] "OK. A Palestinian will stand on it on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; and an Israeli will stand on it on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays." [Israeli:] "What about Sundays?" [Palestinian:] "On Sundays, an Israeli will stand on it, and a Palestinian will sit on his shoulders." [Israeli:] "No, no, no, no. A Palestinian will stand on it, and an Israeli will sit on his shoulders." [Palestinian:] "What? No! Death to you!" [Israeli:] ""No, death to you!" [Palestinian:] "I declare jihad." [Israeli:] "I declare war!" {Palestinian:] "Jihad!" [Israeli:] "War!"

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