Email this sample to a friend

Incompatibility


Published by Dwayne Albert Bearup at Smashwords


Copyright 2012 Dwayne Albert Bearup


SMASHWORDS EDITION LICENSE NOTES


This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.



It may have been the vodka but when Dan {“Hey Danny-boy, look what just walked in, ain’t she fine.”) met Laura (“Oh my god, Laura, the guy in the red sweater at the bar is checkin’ you out.), it was love at first sight. It was definitely the vodka that got them past staring and into talking.

After twenty minutes of eloquent verbal foreplay (“Your hair smells nice, Laura.” “I like your sweater, Dan.”), Dan bleered at his watch and announced, “Wow, I gotta get home.” Then he leered at Laura. “Wanna come home with me and… help paint my kitchen.”

Laura grinned. “Sure, if that’s what you wanna call it, I’ll -‘help paint your kitchen.’”

Dan turned to pay the tab when he heard Laura say sure, so he missed her finger quotes and by the time he turned back Laura was inhaling her last drink of the evening.

As they headed for the door, the bartender said, “You be careful on the way home, Danny-boy.”

Previous Page Next Page Page 1 of 3