175 Hilarious Engineers Jokes
Published by Sham at Smashwords
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a ....
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the localtownship administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing signon our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longerwanted them to cross there.
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, ....
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shopwhere a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to becleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he mightbe better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that youdiscourage business?"
"Actually, it is my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usuallymake more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselvesfirst."