181 Funny Puns Play
Published by Sham at Smashwords
Copyright 2012
This Isrishman went to Bangor, North Wales, for ....
This Isrishman went to Bangor, North Wales, for a day trip. Whenhe arrived, he parked his car on some double yellow lines. Assoon as he stepped out of the car, a Traffic Warden came alongand said, "You can't park there!" "Why not?" said the Irishman,"the sign says 'Fine for Parking'!"
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. ....
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
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