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345 Hilarious Jokes

Published by Sham at Smashwords

Copyright 2012











The boy came home from school with a zero on hi ....

The boy came home from school with a zero on his paper."Why did you get the zero?" his mother asked."That's not a zero!" the boy answered. "Teacher ran out of stars, so shegave me the moon."



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A father said to his son, "When Lincoln was you ....

A father said to his son, "When Lincoln was your age, he wasstudying books by the light of the fireplace."

The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."



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I'm not sure if my local gas station owner is b ....

I'm not sure if my local gas station owner is being a good business person or just trying to maximize his exploiting of the price of gasoline. His full service line now includes a drive up window to a loan officer.

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