701 Political Jokes

Published by Sham at Smashwords

Copyright 2012

During a neighborhood party here, I got into an ....

During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.I told him that my Father and grandfather were Republicans before me and that I was carrying on the family tradition."That's it?" said my exasperated neighbor. "What if your Father and grandfather had been horse thieves?""Well..." I replied, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat like you."

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How do you tell the difference between a libera ....

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.

The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"

The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, andgo off to do another good deed.