Impregnated by a Meteorite!
Published by Gregor Daniels at Smashwords
Copyright 2012 Gregor Daniels
For ADULTS Only
"Come on! Piece of shit."
I gave the old television a few good whacks on the side, and moved the antennas around to try and get a clear picture, but even at its best, there was still a faint haze of static covering the display. I wanted to watch the latest episode about women competing for some rich bachelor. Sure, I'm certain a lot of it was scripted for flair, but the women acted like total sluts and abused the hell out of each other just for some rich man. If only I had money like that, to get whatever woman I damn well pleased. They'd be fighting over me too.
Satisfied that the picture wasn't going to get any clearer, I sat back into the aging recliner, as it squeaked under my weight and deteriorating condition. The yellowish fabric was faded, and scattered with faint stains from food and all sorts of liquids. I'd have bought a new one a long time ago, but I just couldn't afford it. Raising cows and pigs just didn't earn the same amount of income as it used to. I could barely make enough to survive on the food as it was. A new television, or even cable, was out of the question completely.
I sipped on a glass of beer as two of the girls fought it out. Someone had claimed that the blonde had been a porn star, or some kind of nude model, and she went all defensive on some dark-haired bitch named Nancy, pushing and shoving. What a bunch of whores, I laughed.