Punatic
One Wild Hawaiian Night
by
Michael Lee Smith
Published by Michael Lee Smith at Smashwords
Copyright 2010 Michael Lee Smith
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Punatic
by Michael Lee Smith
Prologue
Lani shook her head. “Look, you can cool it with the therapy, or whatever it is you doing. I’m not going to throw da keys unless you get weird. I’m not a lunatic or anything.”
Billy didn’t know he was performing therapy, but he did suspect he was dealing with a lunatic. Later he would discover that he was actually dealing with a Punatic, that being a happy harmless lunatic residing in the Puna district, on the island of Hawaii.
PART ONE
Chapter 1
The man in the moon was laughing at her. Lani sensed that even though the moon’s cheezy face was totally obscured behind black clouds, black clouds from which rain was pouring like small liquid demons—Hilo rain, the rainiest city in the United States—rain that teaches rain what rain is all about. Seattle? Forget about it.