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TOTALLY UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

by Simon Cheshire


Copyright (c) 2000, 2012 Simon Cheshire


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CHAPTER 1


"Ladies and gentlemen! The next act in tonight's show is TOTALLY unsuitable for children!"

The audience went "Ooooooo."

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