Now I run away, now I run back. Did you get hit? Wasn’t me that hit you, I just got here. I was running over there. Didn’t you see? I’ll stand over you, right over you. I’m almost walking on you but its okay because I’m not. I’m in your business, my face is in your business, I’m going to sit on you. I’ll make room. That’s right my asshole is touching you. Stop pushing me, stop pushing me. This is where I’m sitting. Smell that, I farted on you. Now I run away, now I stop, I look at you, you don’t move, that’s okay, I’ll run anyway, maybe over here, you moved, you moved! I’m running at you, run away, do it, I’ll chase, you can’t get away, I’m too fast. I’ve got your foot, it’s mine. Nice shoes, they’re mine. Don’t struggle. What, I didn’t do anything. I’m going over here. What’s that? Hey, I hear you. I’ll mess you up. I can wedge my face anywhere, don’t make me. Here I come, here I come, you can’t stop me. I’m excited. I’ll spin around in circles, I’m so fast, even in circles. I stop, something’s on me. What’s that? I’ll spin faster, still there. I’ll chew it off, I’ll tear the hairs away. Yeah, I’m smart. What? I’m spinning again.

Now I’m sitting down. It’s hot. I need water but I’m still sitting. I sit funny, it feels good. I’m thirsty, too thirsty. I see water. I’ll look the other way so it...I’m running at it, I’m so fast. I drink it because I’m thirsty. I’m noisy. My face is wet. I shake it, still wet. I stand there, then I run with my mouth open. Air dry, I’m fast, my lips are dry so I need more water. Now my face is wet. I shake it, still wet. I stand there, then I run with my mouth open. Air dry, my lips are dry but I’m full of water. My belly is big. I fall over then I get up. I piss here, then here, and maybe here. No not here, how about here? I groucho walk to the spots. I see you looking at me. I don’t care, I’m just...running at you, I’m so fast.

I’m gonna get you, I see the crotch, it’s mine. What’s that? A football, that’s my football. Why do you have my football? Give me my football. Hey, that’s mine, give it here. Don’t make me take it, I’ll take...why did you throw it over there? I’ll get it anyway. I’ve got it, it’s mine. You can’t have it. Stop trying to take it. I’ll bring it over here. I don’t want to play with it but you can’t either. Don’t come any closer. I’ll do it. I’ll do it. I’m ready. I’m so fast, you can’t get it back. Watch, I’ll drop it here, maybe I’ll walk away. But I’ve got it back before you could. Why? Because I’m too fast. Look how high my head is, look how proud I am. I’m going to sit right in front of you. Try to take it, you can’t. You don’t want it? I’ll leave it here then or I’ll throw it in the air. I can’t catch well but you still can’t get it, I’m too fast. What’s that? Something backing up. I hear it, I hear it. I’ll run here, then there. I’ll run all around. That’ll stop it.