MY YEAR OF PICARESQUE PERSONAL ADS
By C. W. SHAIN
Copyright 2012 C. W. Shain. All rights reserved.
Cover art & design: R. E. Bartlett
Published by Coelacanth Books, Massachusetts
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody and for entertainment purposes only. All references to public figures are intended as satire; any other resemblances to real persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental.
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To my mother, Ruthe, for everything.
To Rebekah, for everything else.