The First Book Of
Tasteless
Fortune Cookie
Fortunes

by

Joe Wang

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What The Critics Are Saying:

"Joe Wang worked for 36 years writing fortunes for fortune cookies. He saved the ones that were rejected as being ‘tasteless’. In this book you will find some of the worst and funniest of the rejected fortunes."

- I. Kidding

"Joe Wang is a wickedly sick man."

- Name Withheld

"So funny and yet not funny at all.
I guess it depends on how paranoid you are."

- Harry Wun