AMERICA’S TOUGHEST CRITICS

ARE IN SHOCK AND AWE –

“I’m down wid dis! So far down I still be tryin to get back up.”

Rapper Buck Fitty

“A roaring dysfunctional amusement park. A white-knuckle rollercoaster ride like a suicide dive into concrete!”

Curly Fries, CEO

Big Ride Theme Parks

“More fun than my Erectile Dysfunction medication. Almost blew out my defibrillator!”

Uncle Murray

“Such a disgusting embarrassment of pop culture perversions. My Ethics class found it really useful.”

Sister Mary Rasputin, BFD

“A steaming good time!”