Pride and Platypus:
Mr. Darcy’s Dreadful Secret
“A sufficiently pleasing literary trifle. Only, might one be kind enough to explain why a certain gentleman constantly finds himself in wet shirtsleeves for no apparent reason?”
—A Gentleman of Impeccable Attire
“I require an introduction to this Mr. Darcy, in all haste. Does the gentleman possess a male unattached sibling? Preferably, with a proper beastly Affliction, in place of what the gentleman himself suffers?”
—A Lady of Elegance
“An outrage indeed! My own person and relations, to be thus referenced in this vile compendium of vulgarity! Why, this is not to be borne! Also, I recommend emu oil for polishing wooden surfaces.”
—A Certain Lady of Rosings
“I would have it known that, in my present condition, I am not altogether concerned with pollution.”
—A Shade of Pemberley