Mr. Obama, this book is dedicated to you.
You have instilled in me the spirit to fight for what I believe in, to work hard and to continually seek the truth.
I want to thank you for purchasing, and presumably reading, my book, Mr. Obama Hates America.
Everyone will benefit from each purchase of Mr. Obama Hates America. Whether you’re a liberal, a conservative or somewhere in between, you will reap the benefits of my hard work. Let me explain:
If you’re a liberal, and you buy my book, you will benefit in the following ways:
First, each book I sell increases my royalties. Higher royalties means a higher income. And a higher income means a higher tax liability. When I sell more books, I make more money and then the government can take more of this money and spread the wealth around (I write this with a hint of sarcasm). But, in all seriousness, this should make any liberal screech with excitement. After this book becomes a bestseller, and I’m quite certain it will, my mailbox will be overflowing with thank you letters expressing overwhelming gratitude.