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Chapter 3 - Arizona

Chapter 4 - Utah

Chapter 5 - Colorado

Chapter 6 - Wyoming

Chapter 7 - South Dakota

Chapter 8 - Minnesota

Chapter 9 - Iowa

Chapter 10 - Illinois

Chapter 11 - Indiana

Chapter 12 - Afterword

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Chapter 1 - Introduction


Fishers, Indiana... Fishers, Indiana... Fishers, Indiana...

We had been telling the cows where we were headed for almost three weeks now, and as we got closer to our final destination, they were becoming steadily less interested. Not only had their interest declined, but it seemed to have done so exponentially. I hadn't previously been aware of the inverse square law of bovine interest, but I made a mental note to write up a paper and submit it to a reputable journal as soon as I made it home.

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