Er, it ad "whoa" big words man.
J.Christ (though it might have just been some “stoned-out-of-his-head, and half cut” bloke wondering the streets at night with half a holly bush on his head and claiming to be the big JC!)
If they made Ron’s story into a film it would be the second funniest take done on religion.
G.Chapman (the biased git)
Actually it would be the third funniest!
P.Cook (O.K, rub it in why don’t yah)
Free, free, there's no way I'm paying to read it. In the old days you could buy a nice house and a good car "ba gum", and still have change left over for a bottle of milk and a packet of chocolate hob knobs. Nurse!
GOD (though which God is debatable)
I’m glad I did not write this!