A House in Heaven
Being the first part of The Heaven Chronicles.
Published by Matt Simon at Smashwords
Copyright 2010 Matt Simon
Although I had never thrown myself into academia with headlong abandon, I still hadn't expected to be spending my graduation night scooping beef olives onto apathetic pensioners' plates. Family lunacy, crippling laziness and burgeoning alcoholism had seen my part time job at Heaven Bingo - "Where the Bingods smile on you!" - morph from a part time accompaniment to my sporadic studies into a full time replacement for them. I was supposed to be swaggering up to receive my scroll from a you-still-definitely-would Diana Rigg that night, not doling out lumpen gristle to a you-would-but-only-if-certain-death-were-the-alternative granny who looked like Michael Caine.