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Grizzly Bear Devours and Digests School
Published by Eric Goldin at Smashwords
Copyright 2013 Eric Goldin
All Faux Forest residents are required to attend mandatory classes at the Owl Tree. These subjects, carefully chosen by our esteemed professors, will be taught:
English: Beginners, Intermediate, College Level.
Math: Algebra, Geometry, Algebra II/Trig, Pre Calculus, Calculus.
Science: Earth, Biology, Chemistry, Physics.
History: Faux Forest.
Foreign Studies: German Sheppard, French Poodle, Spanish Fly, Italian Stallion.
Your choice of an Elective (See Handbook for more details).
A minimum number of units must be completed. For further details, see the handbook we have provided.
We realize that the majority of you are adults who have already graduated from high school and received degrees from college. However, President Gene M. Bug believes many of you need more academic enlightenment as part of his “No Animal Left Behind” policy. Don’t worry about missing time from work. The Faux Forest government will compensate you.