The Princess & The Penis
Published on Smashwords
Copyright 2010 RJ Silver (www.rjsilver.com)
Cover By Katrina Joyner (www.spearcarrier.daportfolio.com)
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CHAPTER 1: A LUMP IN THE RUMP
A long time ago in a small kingdom far, far away, there lived a beautiful young princess named Amalia. She was so beautiful, flowers leaned toward her when she walked past. Birds and butterflies fluttered around her to get a closer look. Even women who might normally turn green with envy, turned pink with admiration instead.
She was not only beautiful but kind. In the small village outside her family’s castle, she served hot meals to the hungry, handed out blankets to the cold, and gave hope to the despondent. The people called her an angel.