Please Take Care When You Utter A Curse
100 Limericks by Doug Baird
Copyright 2013 Doug Baird
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An intrepid explorer named Owen
Unearthed ruins that he thought were Minoan.
And while camped at his base,
In that faraway place,
He discovered antique protozoan.
A big underworld god [name of Hades]
Had a difficult time with the ladies.
So he set out to fix
The old stigma of Styx,
And he bought a new S-Class Mercedes.