A Bad Night for a
PUBLISHED BY DARK ELMS PRESS AT SMASHWORDS
A BAD NIGHT FOR A DESPERATE MAN
THERE’S THAT MOVIE about the forty-year-old virgin. You seen it? I haven’t. Avoided it for the same reason my father never watched a Vietnam movie. Hits just a little too close to home.
But not that close.
I can’t be a forty-year-old virgin because I’m not a virgin and I’m not forty years old. But I’m close enough to forty that I don’t much like talking about my age, and it sure as hell feels like it’s been forty years since that night back during my second semester of college when Kim Burns made me a man.