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My Creepy Childhood Memoir

My Creepy Childhood Memoir


Kim Campion

Smashwords Edition

Copyright © 2013 by Kim Campion

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Chapter One

It was noted when I was born that I had a weird shaped head. Flat on top and with a bump or lobe on each side. This caused my hair to stick up into two small horns. As an infant, I gained weight at an alarming rate. The parents took me to a doctor when I started getting obese and the doctors were concerned because Debbie (my biological mother) was not overfeeding me but I was getting gianter and gianter and it was taking her a long time to give me a bath and get all the dirt and fuzzies out of my fatcracks.

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