Funny. I don't remember Thad having snake skin instead of normal human flesh. Also, I don't recall him being fifty feet tall.
But apparently that's what he is, at this juncture in time. He looks like a guy with green skin of a scaly snake. His height soars over most buildings on Main Street, and he seems to be abducting all the teenage girls in town, simply by scooping them into his hands. The pockets of his jeans and shirt are positively brimming with overflowing girls.
They don't seem to be all that upset with the situation either.
As a matter of fact, all the pocketed girls look downright pleased that Snake Thad is carrying them off to who knows where.
"Hey!" I screech at the top of my lungs, shaking a fist into the air. "Thad! What are you doing?"
Stomp, stomp, stomp. Thad the snake dude wanders away from me. No matter how loudly I rage and cry out, he pays me no mind. It's as though he's deaf to my puny existence.