Life Seemed Good, But....
A collection of short quirky stories
By Richard Bell
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All characters and events and opinions are fictional and in no way represent any person, living or dead or almost dead or in Milwaukee, if you call that living. You may not copy, modify, reproduce, republish, post, print-and-make into a paper-airplane, transmit, or distribute in any manner the material in this eBook without express written permission from the author. You may not change any or all parts to make them seem funnier. The user understands that violating the standard rules of copyright can lead to legal prosecution in the court of law. You agree that all of the content is under full copyright protection by the author, which falls under the 1976 Copyright Act (title 17, U.S. Code). Select stories have previously been published with permission in Wassup Local Magazine. The content herein is not designed to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, species, or individual. There is no intention to do any harm. The author is not responsible for any injury to persons or property or anything else if someone tries to recreate any situation delineated herein. The author is not responsible for your hurt feelings or utter befuddlement. The author is not responsible for translation or interpretation in other languages, or anything that happens as a result of your sharing any of the stories herein. The author is not responsible for defamatory statements bound to other laws from other countries. You buy and read this at your own risk. This book is not intended to diagnose, treat, prevent, or cure any illness, real or imaginary. Any similarity between these and other people’s stories is purely coincidental and highly suspect on their part.