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Rude Food: May Contain Nuts

Published by Tim Cashmore at Smashwords

Copyright 2014 Tim Cashmore







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Contents

Cookery Terms Confused
Cheesy Norfolk Knobs
Bikini Breakfast
Bigger Breakfast
Tossed Salad
Big Seedy Baps
Cheesy Salty Balls
Pooh Sticks
A Good Stuffing
Cock-less-a-leekie
Pea Soup
Stinking Bishop Love Spuds
Coq-less-au-vin
A Steaming Pile of Shiitake
Cheesy Stuffed Italian Ring
Fishy Fingers
Focaccia
Hot Sausage Pocket
Cheesy Priest Choker
Spotted Dick with Cream
Sticky Nuts Cake
Guernsey Gache
Nipples of Venus
Sticky Iced Ring
A Juicy Pear
Sticky Plums
Fanny’s Jammy Pudding
Snot & Bogey Pie
Cowpat Cake
Creamy Filled Split Buns
Fanny Baba
Chocolate Log
Hot Fruity Tart
Cream-Filled Fiery Ring
Gusset-Buster Pie
Big Ginger Nuts
Ladies Fingers
Norfolkers
A Load Of Balls Cake
Cookery Terms Explained
Epilogue
About The Author

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