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Blow Jobs


Dusty Yevsky


Copyright 2011 by Dusty Yevsky


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This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places, and events are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is purely coincidental.



Not long after penning “The Penis Mightier Than The Sword” Daniel Ford ignored his own counsel and acquired a new writing tool. For legal reasons, the manufacturer’s name won’t be mentioned here outright, however their brand logo depicts a common fruit, one that is now baked into our collective consciousness. (Hint: it’s the first snack mentioned in the Bible, one a serpent tempted Eve to munch.)

Today this wildly successful company designs and pumps out new devices at an alarming pace. They announce marginally cooler gadgets and slightly trendier gizmos that mesmerize consumers. Like crazed addicts jonesing for a fix, throngs of strung out, die-hard fans linger in front of retail stores for days in advance. They wait, itching to score the latest doses of digital crack. Through brilliant marketing schemes customers have mutated into a worldwide cult. Their leader is guru Stephen, a charismatic genius.

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