Real Dragons Don't Wear Sweaters
by Renee Carter Hall
Copyright 2011 Renee Carter Hall
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Once upon a time (Tuesday before last), there lived a dragon. He was not the sort of dragon you are probably thinking of. He did have wings, and a long pointy tail with a long neck to match, and even little lumps where horns would be, just in front of his ears. Unfortunately, that was where his resemblance to most dragons ended, because he was roughly the same size as a Chihuahua, his wings were so tiny that the effect was downright comical, and he was the precise shade of pastel pink that lip gloss manufacturers would call Cotton Dandy and paint manufacturers would call Wistful Dream.
To top it all off, he was fuzzy. Holding him was like holding a warm, slightly squirmy peach.