Wendy Ashlee Coleman
Copyright Wendy Ashlee Coleman 2011
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They say it’s what’s on the inside that counts. After reading this you’ll be longing for my outside.
One of my favorite things to do is salt slugs. I stand out on my front porch where, for some reason they gather almost year around, and with my big cup of coffee and my egg shaped shaker, I carefully rain salt down on those nasty little creatures. Watching them convulse until they finally spasm so hard they actually flip up off the ground brings a smile to my face every morning.
I’ve always been a little different and I don’t mean in a unique snowflake sort of way. You know the kind of person who makes the world a better place? I’m the opposite of that. Even my very conception is proof that, not only was I never destined to bring any joy to this world but that I really wasn’t invited in the first place.