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Golf Tips Digest Presents: Double-Bogey of Death!

copyright 2012, Paul Hawkins, Smashwords Edition

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The tall man and the short man walked toward the green.

"I'm on the green in three and you're on the green in one. What's your secret, Jack?"

"This new DVD from Golf Tips Digest. It gives me great tips for improving my game. And it's free with my paid subscription. By the way, are any of my hairs out of place?"

"I think they're all perfect - like always. Tell me, Jack, when are you going to up and rise straight into heaven?"

"Not as soon as I'd first thought, Bill. I've learned to like it in this little suburb of yours. The cost of living is scandalously low, I seem to be able to charm the socks off of everyone I meet, and I've got more women than I know what to do with. Just think of it!"

The stumpy little member of the twosome blasted his way out of the bunker on his third attempt and landed in the rough on the other side of the green. "At least I got a wife and kids that love me," he said.

The other man, tall and broad and tanned and good-looking, stood over his ball with a three-foot putt for eagle. "Wife and kids - culturally sanctioned excuses to protect you from your own masculine inadequacies. Not a bad move to preserve your ego, Bill. I think I'd have done the same if I were you - that is, if you are firmly resolved not to take those vitamins I offered you."

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