Attack of the Ear Sharks
by A. Snoek
Copyright David Ker 2011
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Our mini-bus smashed into the back of this lekker black BMW that was swerving to miss a cyclist dressed in a bright pink stretchy suit who almost ran over a little poodle being walked across the street by an old lady listening to her iPod. Mrs. Coetzee screamed. I had just turned to shout at one of the Junior kids when momentum sent me flying backwards out of my seat and I smacked heads with Latifah. She screamed, "Chuckle, you donderkop!" and then all the kids in the bus were screaming because a whole troop of baboons was attacking our bus, chewing on the tires and bouncing on the roof. Such is life in the Cape.