The Perfect Visitor
by Robert Lubrican
Copyright 2010 Robert Lubrican
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I grew up in the fifties and sixties, which is why I believe I have such an independent spirit. I'm sure there are those who would argue with me—my ex-wife would have been one of them. She always said I was an antisocial, cranky, irascible bullshitter. In reality, I'm a really sweet guy who cares about people. Well, I care about the ones worth caring about. My motto is live and let live. If those who can't abide minding their own business like that were gassed, the world would be a better place.
I heard a few assholes slam shut just then, as some of you bleeding hearts out there thought, ’Oh, he's just another prick who thinks his opinions count more than mine, and who doesn't celebrate all life, like I do.’ Well, here's what I have to say to you: You're sanctimonious shitheads with no sense of survival or the natural order of things. And you're fucking up the planet.
See? I'm not irascible or cranky. I just tell it like it is.