ANGLICKO- SLOVENSKÁ KNIHA VTIPOV: ENGLISH- SLOVAK JOKE BOOK
Translation by Kristina Korpeľová
Copyright 2011 Jeremy Taylor
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“I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.”
“Smoking or drinking?”
„Prečítal som toľko kníh o alkohole a cigaretách, že som sa rozhodol prestať s tým.”
„S čím? Cigaretami a alkoholom?”
„Nie, s čítaním.”
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.
“When I die,” said the old Scot, “I’d like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.”
“We’ll do that for you,” said one of the younger men. “But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?”