Rodney Ohebsion, Liberal Hero
Published by Rodney Ohebsion at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 Rodney Ohebsion
Rodney Ohebsion is a liberal hero, and he knows it. Join him now on a quest to right the world’s wrongs. Or, if you’re a conservative, let him tell you that you’re responsible for the world’s wrongs.
About the Author
Rodney Ohebsion believes in free speech. Except if it’s on FOX News. He has nothing against Jews. But he really hates Israel. (So much so that he hates the descendants of people who lived there 3000 years ago.) He’s anti-religion. And pro Islam. He lives in America. But he prefers Europe.
He shops at Best Buy because he doesn’t want them to check his receipt. He goes to the airport because he doesn’t want them to check his bags. He knows how great marijuana is, how racist conservatives are, how many horse tranquilizers Glenn Beck should be forced to take, and how many mental disorders stem from NLWROL (Not Liking What Rodney Ohebsion Likes).
If you’re a liberal: Congratulations! You’re awesome! I’m awesome! We’re fair, rational, tolerant, pleasant, unselfish people who have managed to figure out pretty much everything, and we’ll solve all of the world’s problems as soon as we’re given the chance. [Wait. Let me just take a few seconds to give myself a high five for being an atheist. OK.] No one else cares about anything other than their own selfish aims and completely insane beliefs.