Unholy Cow, A Story for Demented Children
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By John H. Carroll
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Unholy Cow
A Story for Demented Children
John H. Carroll
Published by John H. Carroll at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 John H. Carroll
Cover image Copyright 2011 John H. Carroll
This story is dedicated to brooms that have the misfortune to be ridden by ugly old witches.
This story is not for good children. It promotes disobedience, sneaking off with strangers, eating lots of candy bars, lying to parents, and mentions teenage drinking. This story is for kids who believe "crappily ever after" is much more likely than "happily ever after".
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