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TWELVE POEMS THEN BEDTIME

by

Richard Parr

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Twelve Poems Then Bedtime

Copyright (C) 2011 by Richard Parr

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TWELVE POEMS THEN BEDTIME



Egotistical Testimonial



I’m upgraded not downloaded, I’m a thought machine unloaded

Downsized and underfunded, upside down and overloaded

I’m politically corrected, educationally disconnected

Over pleasured, undersubscribed, overhyped and undirected



I’m well-known but unaffected; I’m well-backed but unelected

I’m a flirt but well-respected, yet aroused and well-erected

Well-concealed yet unsuspected, well-concerted yet defected

Well-concerned, consciously crafted, carefully chosen, co-connected



I order fast food from the slow lane, but I eat it in the fast lane

Have an active mucus membrane and an arsehole full of methane

I’m profane, arcane, humane, mundane, urbane, a bane and clinically insane

In a train, in the rain, in a plane, on a plain, high octane, on a crane, on cocaine, John McCain



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