Entire Inventory of Teddy Bears Disappear

Cuddly Cuties Warehouse Cleaned Out

By

Ursala Taurus, Cub Reporter

Dec. 19, North Pole 8 AM This reporter has discovered

evidence of a nefarious plot to rid the world of the fuzzy little cuddly creatures everyone loves. Evil doers entered a secure warehouse last evening and somehow made off with an entire production of this years crops of teddy bears.

Authorities are reticent to disclose information and say that there are few clues to the identity of perpetrators of this evil crime. This reporter will keep her ears tuned to the nuances of the crime and will continue to keep the readers updated as new information comes forward. Something dastardly is afoot.

“Mommy,” Eric called as he leaned away from the computer screen where he’d been reading the morning news. “Someone took all of Santa Claus’s teddy bears. Why would someone do that?”

“Well, Eric,” Mrs. Bipple leaned over her 10 year old son’s shoulder, ruffled his sandy-brown hair and looked down at the computer screen. “I wish I knew. It’s hard to understand the strange things people do in this confused world where we live.”

“But who would want a whole warehouse full of teddy bears?” Eric asked.