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Are You Kidding Me?


Ivan Bannowsky


Published by Ivan Bannowsky at Smashwords


Copyright © 2011 by Ivan Bannowsky


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Warning: The following material contains extremely vulgar language and crude concepts. For this; I'm not kidding you.



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Debit or Credit?


It's only a matter of time before they start having ATMs for sperm banks. You just walk up to it, insert your penis into the glory hole and the guy on the other end takes care of the rest. How are you gonna know if it's a guy or a girl? What do you care? You're getting paid either way, right? My only question is; are they even the least bit concerned about freezer burn? Poor kid. He's never going to know why he gets especially claustrophobic in a walk-in freezer.

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