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Tales of the Ragoon
Kate’s Movie Star
By Stan Morris
Kate was having a great time on her night off, right up to the moment she ran into the pseudo-lizard and its pet human. She had taken a long bath (not a shower), had used the Oil of Olay she kept secreted in her bottom drawer beneath her underwear (the one place she HOPED her brothers would never look), caught the bus to Modesto, ate a scrumptious and expensive meal at an elegant French restaurant she had found on the internet, and topped it off with a romantic movie (one her brothers would call a 'chick flick').
She had just come out of the theater (one of those old fashioned ones with the ticket booth right next to the sidewalk) when she smacked into the alien. It didn't move, of course, although it emitted what might have been a grunt of curiosity, and then it stopped dead and stared at her. She was lying on her back where she had fallen. Her cute butt (she hoped it was cute) was aching from the sudden contact with the concrete. The pet human, an older woman, hurried forward to help Kate rise.