I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
By Hans Brouwer
Published: July 24, 2012.
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually?
EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium.
Edited two words.