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Old Schooled
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Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: Simple English. Published: September 12, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Gentleman Jim desires to join The Inner Circle; The Wizard demands that he prove himself. With a digital camcorder, wire cutters, and a dress, Gentleman Jim, the senior managing partner of Bear Capital, sets off on foot to Mills College, an all-girls institution in the Oakland Hills.
Market Crush
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Price: Free! Words: 5,580. Language: Simple English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Sal needs to deliver a "Get Well" card to Slide; along the way, he stops at the Market Street Cinema with Mack, and Mack's new clerk CAR. The three men get a vivid demonstration as to the laws of supply and demand. Warning--graphic and for adults only!
Daddy Cruelest
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Price: Free! Words: 2,480. Language: Simple English. Published: August 27, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
It's 4 am and DC's late for work; Europe's in a tail spin and Asia closed down hard. But before he can drive to the options floor of the Pacific Coast Stock and Options Exchange and start hedging a bad overnight position, he has to drop his son off at his son's grandmother's house. Life isn't easy for a single dad! Warning graphic and for adults only!
Fat Stack
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: Simple English. Published: August 21, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Sal, Slide, and Tony take a road trip from the options floor of the Pacific Coast Stock and Options Exchange to visit Las Vegas's famous gentleman's club "Spearmint Rhino." It's a party to congratulate Gentleman Jim without him! Sal's zooming on ecstasy and runs into Summer, a redhead who knows what she wants. She invites him across the street to play. Warning: graphic and for adults only!
Bathtub Jim
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Price: Free! Words: 3,030. Language: Simple English. Published: August 15, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
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Gentleman Jim's trading from home and his wife Karen has warned him not to distract Maria, their housekeeper. Gentleman Jim swears that he won't but has a hard time keeping his promise. Warning: graphic and for adults only!
Lap Dance
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Price: Free! Words: 6,410. Language: Simple English. Published: August 8, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Sal and Dragon Lady share a stall in the men's room at the Gold Club. After they get high, they head back upstairs to join the rest of the partying crew from the Pacific Coast Stock and Options Exchange. There, Dragon Lady meets Angelica and the two women soon head to a more private lounge for a more intimate experience. Warning: Graphic and for Adults Only!
Big Ben
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: Simple English. Published: August 4, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Gentleman Jim, senior managing partner of Bear Capital and a governor of the Exchange, is late for his meeting with Dragon Lady; he swears that it's his expensive watch's fault; she thinks otherwise. In the course of their meeting, she reveals to him shocking news. Warning: graphic and for adults only!
Menthol
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Price: Free! Words: 7,180. Language: Simple English. Published: July 26, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
On their way to the new massage parlor in Marin that Mack, a market maker in the UCL pit, told them about, options floor clerks Sal and Slide stop at Slide's parent's house. Slide's kid sister is going to her prom and wants to buy some blow. Warning: graphic and for adults only!
Road Dogs
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Price: Free! Words: 7,820. Language: Simple English. Published: July 23, 2014 by Clamor Press. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Two clerks Sal and Slide, from the options floor of the Pacific Coast Stock and Options Exchange, slam shots at Murphy's with the barmaid Nicole. Afterwards, the two clerks head over the Gate in Sal's BMW to check out a new massage parlor that Mack, an options market maker in the UCL pit, told Sal about. They run over something along the way. Warning, graphic and for adults only!


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  • The Head in the Vat, and other stories on July 16, 2013

    As much as I appreciate the technical virtuosity of today's school of minimalist fiction, sometimes it reminds me of squinting through a kaleidoscope that only shows black and white or straining to hear the tiny tinny voice of a phonograph needle as it spirals the grooves of a record with the amplification turned off...and yet, compared to the chatty deluge mistaken for honesty in many of today's other stories, minimalist fiction can also be good cool like the first stirrings of leaves come evening's breeze after a long, hot, and sweat soaked afternoon. Pete Edmund's "The Head in the Vat, and other stories" is neither and both. This book is way good and blistering hot...like a lung splitting hit off a glass pipe chock full of meth. The title story "The Head in the Vat" is a masterpiece and if J.D. Salinger had gotten caught in the drug and drink infested hell that can be San Francisco's North Beach strip club scene instead of the idylls of the New England countryside, this is a story he might have written. All the stories hold their own as they spit and spark from rehab to a cardboard box in a park to the glamor girls as they strut their flesh and bare their glistens at the Club. And the tangles of smoke that twist as they lift from the ever lit pipe contain not just Salinger but also notes of Raymond Carver and Elmore Leonard. Pete Edmund--welcome to the pantheon! Everyone else--buy this book now!