Brewster Bainbridge

Brewster Bainbridge, a man of extraordinary talents, has led a fascinating life. He's a seductor, raconteur, bon vivant, inventor (probably best known for the nutmeg cookie), an astronaut, a deep-sea diver, and the musicologist who first transposed off-color limericks into the key of G. In his later years he practiced law and tried to make amends for his many youthful misdeeds, mainly by taking in stray dogs and an occasional kitty.
He lives a contented life in Vancouver, a suburb of Portland, where he hammers out trashy novels, watches TV with his lady friend Zeus, and goes for walks with a black pooch named Vicki.