Carl Chelsea


Publisher info

I love writing. I've been doing it for years and finally decided it would be fun to do some self publishing. Since badly written erotica doesn't work for me I try and make my stories flow with good writing, but still get you off!

Smashwords is a wonderful venue, but since they accept a lot of everything make sure you leave a little review on everything you buy here so folks can get a better idea of what they might want to buy... I better go do that now!

Where to find Carl Chelsea online


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Broken Bolt - Torrid Stories of the Analog West    by Rachel Lace
Price: $3.99 USD. 21940 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on February 13, 2013. .

In a strange war torn land, factions fight over the new continent. Among these powers you will find the usual opportunists, lost souls and of course ladies of the evening. One castoff woman finds herself surviving by her wits in the harshest region, Broken Bolt township. In order to get out of this rusting toxic place will she throw her lot in with the Rail Whores? Hmm, could be worse!
Succubi-sexuals    by Rachel Lace
Price: $0.99 USD. 8250 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on October 7, 2012. .

Debbie and Lisa have been friends since grade school. Along the way they've become close, very close. This Halloween, Debbie is going to make Lisa her sister, officially. Debbie is a succubi, has been for years. Now she wants to pull her "sister" into the game. It's not like it's anything new, Debbie has been making Lisa use her body for pleasure for some time now.
Penny Johnson - Salacious Tales of the Analog West    by Rachel Lace
Price: $3.99 USD. 22880 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on August 25, 2012. .

"Steampunk Erotic Romance" In a constantly embattled new world where both war and sex are unfettered, you can have great advances in both. Welcome to a different America, welcome to "The Analog West". Join "companion" Penny Johnson as she shuttle cocks her way out west to get the man who done her wrong. This healthy and talented Lass makes the new old west come alive! ...again and again!
Breaking Nine Commandments    by Rachel Lace
Price: $2.99 USD. 17990 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on June 13, 2012. .

Last week she was a virginal HS grad practicing her singing with her best friends in the basement of a church. This week she's been with two girls, and vamped a Priest. Can Missy Demeter handle having two girlfriends, a carnal desire for a man she can't have and keep herself out of Hell? Not without breaking a few commandments along the way. Crazy sex and blasphemy await you! 18+ only!
Sweet Pussy Keeps It Warm (Snow Melting Sex!)    by Rachel Lace
Price: $3.99 USD. 7470 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on January 13, 2012. .

Gloria Bloom has been working with the kids alongside Father Dougherty all week. Aware of her affect on the man, she has stayed relaxed and professional. Now that it's the weekend she can cut loose and let "Sweet Pussy" come out and play. Finding sex in the snow is hard to resist, but when she and Father Dougherty find themselves trapped in an avalanche, how will Gloria keep Sweet Pussy away?
Sweet Pussy Comes Clean (Confessional Conversations)    by Rachel Lace
Price: $3.99 USD. 7500 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on December 27, 2011. .

Sweet Pussy has been having sex, a lot of it. A confessional conversation soon has her in the arms of Sister Beatrice and scouting out men in the park, but is it really a sin if no one is harmed? She has to come clean to Father Dougherty so it's back to confession she goes! Far too much sex for anyone under 18 to read.
Sweet Pussy - (Breaking out of her shell with a bang!)    by Rachel Lace
Price: $3.99 USD. 7790 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on December 25, 2011. .

She had a dull existence until she saw Sean getting hard in the park that day. At that moment she decided she would reinvent herself. Follow along as she becomes a sexy little piece and loses her virginity at last! Menage, Gangbang, Oral, fingering, voyeurism and sex on wheels. Definitely 18+ for this one!
The New Girl    by Rachel Lace
Price: $2.99 USD. 12060 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on December 18, 2011. .

Tina Walton just got hired by the biggest name in ladies apparel and lingerie. Being a plus sized girl she was surprised she won out. When she arrives and finds 95% of the employees are men she realizes just what she's won! Crazy sex for readers 18+ only!
Breaking My Best Friend    by Rachel Lace
Price: $2.99 USD. 10510 words. Published by Carl Chelsea  on November 3, 2011. .

Two women, friends since college, meet for lattes and discuss their sex lives. One is frustrated with the same old scene and the other is euphoric about her involvement with Dominance and Submission. Perhaps before the day is through they can both be happy. Roughly 10K words. 18+ only!

Books

You Dirty Thing    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 7190 words. Published on February 12, 2013. Fiction.

When Rachel is away she calls Carl each evening for a bedtime story. He gives good story! Tonight's tale involves taboos, kinks, orgies, and a real bang up series of parties! You see Carl seems to have this lady friend, who has these parents who like to throw parties. But do they know their darling daughter has been watching, learning and working her poor clit like there's no tomorrow!
Firm Taught Ass    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $3.99 USD. 25450 words. Published on December 28, 2012. Fiction.

Bobbi Fuller is married, two kids and a good lawyer. So good she finds herself reevaluating what she might do to go from a good lawyer to the best lawyer. Her bosses in the firm have their ways of team-building and most of those ways involve a lot of sex. Can Bobbi balance the world of loving wife and mother with a career that includes being an executive plaything?
Well Bred Lady    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 9680 words. Published on July 20, 2012. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Lorelei, loves her new husband. "Daddy" knows exactly how to make her come, even if his elderly equipment isn't always working. If they want to produce an heir, they'll have to do something creative. "Pick some men from this catalog, we're going straight to the tap." Derrick's young bride is about to have a night to remember! "Go on, make Daddy proud." With a smile, and blindfold, she will!
Sleepover With Sam - Daughter's Bestie in Daddy's Bed!    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 11150 words. Published on July 3, 2012. Fiction.

Peter has always been close to his daughter's best friend Samantha. Now her nubile body is becoming irresistible! Can she tempt him into her bed before college separates them? More great porn with a plot from Rachel's Lace Erotica! 18+ readers only! This one gets spicy!
The Gambler's Horny Daughter (Horny Daughter Series)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 12400 words. Published on June 26, 2012. Fiction.

Mike Huntington is relaxing in Vegas, when he meets perhaps the most annoying man ever. When he finds the man has a hot blooded daughter he's back on the trail. Explicit heavy sex with a bit of humor and of course more sex, with some sex tossed in as well. Hookers and flirting and groping and sucking, girls getting naked in hallways, shower sex, hallway sex, Great menage, oral, and 3way! whew!
Rain Sex Over Me (Three tales of very wet sex)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: Free! 6390 words. Published on May 10, 2012. Fiction.

Formerly titled "Dripping for You" (stupid title) Carl Chelsea and Rachel Lace share three of their most personal exploits in this collection of true tales dealing with very wet sex.
The Farmer's Horny Daughter (Horny Daughter Series)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 5930 words. Published on April 12, 2012. Fiction.

A new take on an old story. No punchline, just a lot of sexy fun. Can our hero, Mike, get a closer look at the scantily clad country girl, Olive? Turns out she likes getting naked just as much as the boys like looking at her. With a protective Father and a dirty night job, our girl is quite the catch for Mike. IF he can catch her! Younger Girl, older man equals a lot of fun reading! Enjoy!
The Three Pussycats Doe - (An erotic take on The 3 Billygoats Gruff)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 9550 words. Published on March 20, 2012. Fiction.

Three sweet Pussycats invited to the Ball. Stopped by a troll intent to fuck them all! Little does he know girl's from the House of Doe are really quite adept at laying a man low. Working for the Prince they make for quite a ride, not knowing that the Prince is looking for a bride. If you like your tales nasty and not so fuckin dead, my storybooks will grab your ass and spank it 'til it's red!
Landing Linnea    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $0.99 USD. 12810 words. Published on March 18, 2012. Fiction.

Carl has had a huge lust-on for Linnea ever since his best friend, Jeremy, married her. Happily a close friend of her's he finds a plan formulating in his dirty mind to get her into his studio. Introducing and seducing her into the world of glamour modeling, Carl gets his wish! Carl has Linnea, Linnea has a career and Jeremy happily supports it all. Who could get hurt?
Bloody Mary - (An erotic take on Red Riding Hood))    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 5480 words. Published on March 11, 2012. Fiction.

Carl Chelsea's Erotic Storybook is our version of updated, erotic, naughty, and a bit steamy, stories, myths and fairytales for adults. Mary serves as ward to Mistress Good who makes her way through life as a companion. Mary so wants to learn the craft, but many men want the rumored treasures of Mistress Good! How can Mary protect her Mistress and learn the skills that made her legend?
The Supplicant Applicant    by Carl Chelsea
Price: Free! 2940 words. Published on February 2, 2012. Fiction.

No longer enjoying her job as a high priced escort, Mindy seeks new employment. Good thing she has the resume to impress and the skills to undress. Can she give head to get ahead, or will she put out and get thrown out? What do you think?
Part Time Porn Star - (XXX with a PhD)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 7560 words. Published on February 2, 2012. Fiction.

Vera Saint-John, PhD. University Psych instructor. When her classes are cut back she has to figure out what she is going to do. She forgets her troubles in wild sex with a new man. Albert is a pornographic film director. He realizes the Sex with Vera is hotter than most of the action he sees on set. Could this be her answer?
Jenny's Naughty List - (Rhymes and stories of XXX-Mastime)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: Free! 3870 words. Published on December 16, 2011. Fiction.

When Santa is called away from work to attend to Ms. Kringle's needs, Jenny is given the naughty list. She has two days to judge the borderline cases and she's overheated at the prospect! This collection has 6 Flash Fiction pieces (300 words) and a bit of a love story. It's more cleverness and puns than actual sizzling action, but no worries it still makes your season jolly! 18+ only!
Charity Blank - Porn to Rock!    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $0.99 USD. 7810 words. Published on December 6, 2011. Fiction.

Porn actress and pop music superstar Charity Blank sits for some simmering interviews, detailing her career and current success. She tells both interviewers that she owes her success to Coleman Parker, the photographer who innocently discovered her in the grocery store one day. We uncover the truth behind that marketing tale! Teasing, exhibition, public oral sex abound. Age 18+ readers only~!
The Boss's Horny Daughter (Horny Daughter series)    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 5500 words. Published on October 29, 2011. Fiction.

formerly titled (young up and cummers) Mike finds himself more intrigued by Glory, the boss's strictly off limits daughter. As the game heats up Glory is more than willing to fan the flames. Who is seducing whom, here!? 5000 words of offbeat situations and passionate screwing right under Daddy's nose. Crazy Sex Story For age 18+
Flashers - cumming of age    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 9600 words. Published on October 18, 2011. Fiction.

2nd in the "Flashers" series. This stand alone sequel focuses on Chelsea Landers, whose sexuality is blossoming with a BANG! Embracing lace garters, stockings and club dresses, Chelsea discovers she has her mother Lydia's abilities and more. This sweet High School Senior goes from wallflower to sexual predator in one extremely sexy and over the top carnal night! 18+ ONLY
April's Expecting SEX    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $3.99 USD. 8060 words. Published on October 8, 2011. Fiction.

Seven months pregnant April is not getting the sexual attention she needs from her husband. What's a girl to do but head to the mall to find what she needs. Before she can even get out of her car she finds an admirer willing to lend a hand. A very raunchy tale of a beautiful, very pregnant woman, the husband who wont touch her and the people who will! Over 7500 words in two explicit chapters!
Flashers - show me yours...    by Carl Chelsea
Price: $2.99 USD. 11890 words. Published on September 28, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
In the world of carnal play you very rarely find someone with your same sensibilities. If you do it's a good thing to try and hang onto them. In this three chapter story a little flirting and a little flashing lead to a lot of erotic adventure!

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Carl Chelsea's favorite authors on Smashwords


Smashwords book reviews by Carl Chelsea

  • Go Down, Daddy: An Erotic Short Story on Oct. 09, 2011
    star star star star star
    "Go Down Daddy" pseudo incest. The romance between a young girl and her ex-stepfather. Complicated, but they make it very simple. Ragdoll likes to build in an almost literary style and then delivers with bang! Yes, that kind of bang. Clearly this author knows that to truly enhance the smut you have to build characters and deliver a believable scenario. This is as far away from a "whack story" as you can get but it'll pop your cork better than any of those will! Cannot wait to read the rest!
  • The Big Bang on Nov. 21, 2011
    star star star star
    Amber Drake's Selena Cherry is a ass kicking, cock loving, bounty hunter. She'll track down your skip, but she might just bring him in a big smile on his face. We get to know Selena and her world in this first installment of what I hope will be a series of stories, she has a sexy boss who sometimes gets her off, a beefy competitor who she would love to "take down" and a selection of beefy punks and sexy slime balls to track down. It would be cliche to say Selena always gets her man, but it seems she does. This one gets a "Scorching" rating, especially the scene where she... ah, that would be telling!
  • Santa's Backdoor Baby (Christmas Holiday Sex #1) (MFM, DP) on Dec. 04, 2011
    star star star star star
    ...wow. Uh, wow. I read the sample and before too many pages picked this one up for my Kindle. I didn't even wait to load it up. I read the HTML version on my computer. Malia, Malia, Malia... That was more than amazing. Halfway through the story I realized I was biting my lip and my heart was racing; signs of a damn good story! I cannot recommend this one highly enough! It will make your season bright!
  • Maid for Sex on Dec. 07, 2011
    star star star star star
    This is one of the hottest books I've read this year! The buildup is just long enough to make a big splash into the action, which is so hot my E-reader melted! Drake's writing is top notch! This is just a great little story! Three men in a house with one horny maid. Great characters, great plot, one lucky maid! The ending was particularly steamy... Whew... Let's read that again!!!! Nicely done, Drake!
  • Dumpsterotica: How Dirty Are You? on Dec. 13, 2011
    star star star star star
    The title was so compelling I had to read it. Psychologically it seems valid! A fetish for garbage; dirty sex in a similar unclean environment. -apart from all that it is both quirky fun and a dirty read! If you're into a bit of humor in your kink, this is your series! I like my sex like I like my summers, hot and dirty!
  • Cum For Bigfoot on Dec. 16, 2011
    star star star star star
    Only Virginia Wade could think up something so offbeat! This squirrely, horny, uhh, pick ANY adjective and mean it in a positive way and it fits this thing! It's ...yeah it is what it is! I highly recommend it!
  • Moan For Uncle on Jan. 10, 2012
    star star star star star
    This book hints at incest, but doesn't need to. The niece in question is adopted, so it boils down to a younger women older man story and it's hot! I found both characters well thought out and believable. The plot is fun too, with him popping back into her life when she has become a sexy young woman. I enjoyed the love story, loved the sex and found myself wanting to read the rest of her books. I'll never be a big fan of the pseudo incest genre per se, but I am now a big fan of Terry Towers!
  • Juicy When Wet on May 28, 2012
    star star star star
    This fun short piece is a bit different than the cover might lead you to believe. While the young female protagonist is a bit of a rebellious hottie, we quickly see that most of that is facade. What promises to be a raunchy pornographic short, quickly becomes a sensuous, dirty little love story. Would love to read more! Seen through the eyes of a boy becoming obsessed with her, we find through some great writing that her trust in showing him her flirtatious dirty side becomes something far more. This is sensuous fiction at it's best. "Juicy Josie" is a great character to fall for and fantasize about! Well done Ms. Joyce!
  • Breeding Becca on Sep. 10, 2012
    star star star star star
    The series is called "Dirty, Filthy Smut," But "Breeding Becca" is mad swirl of shiny lust and romance. "Becca" is a dreamer who seems to have been kicked around by life. When her dreams begin to come true in wild unexpected ways she is almost scared of the chance to have everything she wants. Great characters, great story. -and oh my god, the sex! A great start to what looks to be a fun series of books.