Charles Sarlanis


Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 185,260. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
DPI, a company to train and arm foreign rioters; how fail, everyone hates the USA. Trial of the Century at Disney First Federal. CEO Lee accused of murdering CIA's Violent Violet. Mad, NASA child genius, Dr. Newton invents mind control delivery system giving him power over the president. Murders on the Acropolis bring Evzones Capt. Socrates to the US and FBI agent Gladd. Explosive mix.
The Trojan Diary
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,720. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
The archaeologists exchanged quizzical glances, “Did people back then actually read stuff like this?”
Sedative Shorts No: 2 - Ten For Bed
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,790. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Medicinal stories prescribed for what ails you. Knockout shorts – reading pleasure in ten calibrated doses with themes ranging from sad to glad, vile to virtuous and enough humor to leaven the seriousness of a spilled tear. Recline, relax and read – wake refreshed. WARNING: Contains a few bad words.
Sedative Shorts No 1 - Sixteen Sleepers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,420. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Rx prescription for what ails you: sad, humorous, preposterous: meet old Babe, feisty Ms. Ingram, hater Kemal, poor Fiscis; heroes Charles/Chuck/Charlie, saintly 007, dutiful Josh; and then there is Bess. You know her, talk to her – but never see her. Follow directions on cover for uneventful sleep.
The Ministry
Price: Free! Words: 11,590. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Heaven; Edenish place to visit but wouldn’t want to live there. Wonder what goes on upstairs? How management sees things? Faith in ‘The Scribe’ is all it takes. Trust Charles’s scribbled scriptures and your wish comes true.
Bible Booker Kansas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 73,670. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Fundamentalist Kansas declares its independence from the tyranny of the US Department of Education. Maine’s Darwin University students vote “No!” and declare war; pitting Darwin’s Theory against His Biblical Word. Darwin’s army attacks; hard fight, many prisoners, suffering and treason. The only winners: those who fomented the conflict as an exercise in the ‘War on Terror’.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 88,620. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The ‘Dom’; a giant corn tree Eden for crows but also for Widda, a spider, grown monstrously huge from eating her kin. Purple, mate Pitch, son Purpie and Flic friends resolve to rescue fledgelings caged and tortured by Widda. Swift, awesome; her body armored by an oyster shell, she seems invincible. A tale of courage, sacrifice and death as told by unappreciated story ‘Teller’ – Purpie.
FirstMac Shirley
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 132,220. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
The plot? Illegal sea dump of USN’s ‘dud’ missile arsenal; sacrificing aged sub, naive captain, geriatric robot crew and traitor, rogue robot Shirley. J-Circ Shirley, returned in error from Japan, is found to be last ‘tapper’ on earth. A 3-way, undersea submersible life and death contest ensues: Japanese and Chinese samurai versus US Holy Buck Corp. Winner take Shirl.
The Cheerleaders' Last Cheer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 79,210. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Courtroom
Hon. Judge Pete presides. Unrepentant, confessed murderer Charles, shouts: “I’d do it again! They had it coming!” Twelve former cheerleaders, exceptional beauties in their time; brutally murdered; octogenarians in their sunset years; their lives ended by the push of a button. Humorous? Yes; but not the murdering – gruesome.
Price: Free! Words: 11,270. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don’t look here for salacious details out of ‘Puffy’ Eve’s sex life; a simple, small town pregnancy is all it was – the first, that is; but not the second – that went global. “Second Eden! Miracle!” they cried. “Miracle?” scoffed Reverend Faith, “No such thing, and no second Eden. There are no ‘Miracles’ in God’s universe.”
The Ossuary
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,870. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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