Charles Sarlanis

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The Trojan Diary
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,720. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
The archaeologists exchanged quizzical glances, “Did people back then actually read stuff like this?”
Sedative Shorts No: 2 - Ten For Bed
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,790. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Medicinal stories prescribed for what ails you. Knockout shorts – reading pleasure in ten calibrated doses with themes ranging from sad to glad, vile to virtuous and enough humor to leaven the seriousness of a spilled tear. Recline, relax and read – wake refreshed. WARNING: Contains a few bad words.
Sedative Shorts No 1 - Sixteen Sleepers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,420. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Rx prescription for what ails you: sad, humorous, preposterous: meet old Babe, feisty Ms. Ingram, hater Kemal, poor Fiscis; heroes Charles/Chuck/Charlie, saintly 007, dutiful Josh; and then there is Bess. You know her, talk to her – but never see her. Follow directions on cover for uneventful sleep.
The Ministry
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Price: Free! Words: 11,590. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Heaven; Edenish place to visit but wouldn’t want to live there. Wonder what goes on upstairs? How management sees things? Faith in ‘The Scribe’ is all it takes. Trust Charles’s scribbled scriptures and your wish comes true.
Bible Booker Kansas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 73,670. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Fundamentalist Kansas declares its independence from the tyranny of the US Department of Education. Maine’s Darwin University students vote “No!” and declare war; pitting Darwin’s Theory against His Biblical Word. Darwin’s army attacks; hard fight, many prisoners, suffering and treason. The only winners: those who fomented the conflict as an exercise in the ‘War on Terror’.
Purple
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You set the price! Words: 88,620. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The ‘Dom’; a giant corn tree Eden for crows but also for Widda, a spider, grown monstrously huge from eating her kin. Purple, mate Pitch, son Purpie and Flic friends resolve to rescue fledgelings caged and tortured by Widda. Swift, awesome; her body armored by an oyster shell, she seems invincible. A tale of courage, sacrifice and death as told by unappreciated story ‘Teller’ – Purpie.
FirstMac Shirley
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 132,220. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
The plot? Illegal sea dump of USN’s ‘dud’ missile arsenal; sacrificing aged sub, naive captain, geriatric robot crew and traitor, rogue robot Shirley. J-Circ Shirley, returned in error from Japan, is found to be last ‘tapper’ on earth. A 3-way, undersea submersible life and death contest ensues: Japanese and Chinese samurai versus US Holy Buck Corp. Winner take Shirl.
Puffy
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Price: Free! Words: 11,270. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don’t look here for salacious details out of ‘Puffy’ Eve’s sex life; a simple, small town pregnancy is all it was – the first, that is; but not the second – that went global. “Second Eden! Miracle!” they cried. “Miracle?” scoffed Reverend Faith, “No such thing, and no second Eden. There are no ‘Miracles’ in God’s universe.”
The Ossuary
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,870. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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