Dave Belisle

Biography

Dave Belisle is a Vietnam War draft dodger ... his mother escorting him north of the border at the tender age of 8. He's returned to Calgary -- not as a Stampede side show -- but to transform that Rocky Mountain air into raucous laughter ... give or take a foothill. There's no armistice on anecdotes, no flat tire in satire ... and your busted funny bone IS covered by Canadian health care.

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Books

Soul Takers
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Price: Free! Words: 19,870. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Some fans follow baseball religiously. In Soul Takers, baseball IS religion. Rookie soul taker Fielding Schmelling not only falls in love with the first soul he guides through the purgatory that is the regular season … but discovers the devil is after the souls in heaven!
The Pizza Prophet
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Price: Free! Words: 16,960. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
When the stars align ... that is, a fender bender and an armoured truck switcheroo ... an aging pizza delivery expert believes he's a prophet and a hooker his oracle.
Weiss Acres
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Price: Free! Words: 18,260. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A Jewish trailer park in New Jersey fights back when a nearby Lebanese restaurant plans to pave it over with a parking lot.
Screwball
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Price: Free! Words: 18,760. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A graduate psychiatry student battles a long list of bizarre mental illnesses on his way to the major leagues as a screwball pitcher.
Newfie, Come Home!
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Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Newfie Gord McDougall's dad fails comically in a suicide attempt. Gord misunderstands his father's advice about "go big or go home." Gord is bound and determined to make his family proud ... by killing himself.
Last Stop Eden
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Price: Free! Words: 18,410. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A heterosexual couple find themselves on the wrong side of the state line in a future America where various lifestyles have redrawn the U.S. political landscape.
Phat
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Price: Free! Words: 20,830. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A mountain of a Mississippi man plows forth for the gravity-challenged in a new America where obesity is outlawed.
Rube
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Price: Free! Words: 25,000. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » History
The life and times of loony lefthander, Hall of Famer Rube Waddell. A litany of lunacy -- all true -- incredibly heaped upon one baseball player. A Non-Fiction Screwball Epic.
Big Ed
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Price: Free! Words: 20,630. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » History
Belisle pieces together the facts a la Oliver Stone ... in presenting the mysterious death of major league baseball slugger Big Ed Delahanty -- the only Hall of Famer to go over Niagara Falls.
Gift Bomb
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Price: Free! Words: 16,300. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
One bad gift begets another when OCD Gilbert Beaufromage can't satisfy his wife ... and a terrorist cell sets up shop across the street.

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